And it seems I was the first to comment, surely that gives me some brownie points…. Just saying!

Golf. A peacful game. Played amongst elderly gentlemen and overweight businessmen. A game where spectators aren’t spectators, but rather so eloquently referred to as patrons. A game where its participants take leisurly strolls along rolling green fairways, relax, hit a ball and then continue along their merry way…   
 
What can be done to make this more interesting? In the words of the late great Heath Ledger (aka the Joker) we need to “introduce a little anarchy” and “upset the established order and [let] everything become chaos” – Bunkers must become quicksand, Lace water hazards with crocodiles and piranahas, scatter land mines in the rough, position snipers in the trees,  set traps on the fairways, throw tigers in the traps. Don’t make the golfers discover a murder scene – that’s just lame – rather let failure and a wayward shot make golfers become part of a murder scene. Call of Duty meets Homefront meets putting to win a championship and have your life spared.

Golf already has the Glitz and the Glamour now lets introduce Guns, Glory, Gladiators and Gore. (PS3)

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