This is the shit we crave. Breaking, smashing, dropping, hurting and murdering the latest smartphones. Frankly, the cracked screens and broken cases make us cringe, but some men just want to watch the world burn.

The iPhone 4S and the Samsung Galaxy S III are squeezed through the wringer in this smartphone snuff video. Thanks to these brave technosexuals, we don’t have to mess with our precious devices. Watch the video, and learn what true pain feels like.

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